A Brief History of Sock-related Distractions
In a world where socks go missing in the wash, it's easy to get sidetracked. But what if we told you that the real culprit wasn't the washing machine, but a sneaky cabal of sock thieves?
The Sock Thieves' Guild
Led by the infamous Sock King, these dastardly individuals have been stealing socks for centuries. Their lair, hidden deep within the fabric of reality, is said to be filled with an endless supply of missing socks.
Join the Fight Against Sock Distraction
Don't let the Sock Thieves' Guild get away with it! Join the resistance and help us reclaim our missing socks. Learn more about our mission.