socks-of-justification-7

This is where the rubber meets the justification. A series of 7 increasingly absurd arguments to justify why your socks are a better fit for your feet than your significant other's socks.

• They have a more satisfying toe box.
• The arch is more forgiving on my foot.
• They have a better toe-separating-to-toe ratio.
• I'm pretty sure I read that in a sock brochure somewhere.