Step 1: Socks of Justification

According to our patented Sock-Based Theoretical Physics, every action requires a corresponding Sock of Justification. This is the first step in understanding the intricacies of the universe.

• Proceed to Step 2: Calculating Sock-to-Mass Ratios
• Consult the Sock-Based Quantum Mechanics Textbook
• Visit our Sock-of-the-Month Club, where you can buy rare and exotic socks