Step 5: The Sock-Sorting Syllogism

Now that we've established the foundation of our justification, it's time to sort through the Sock Sockery of life. Imagine a world where each sock has its own unique identity, its own story, and its own raison d'être. It's time to separate the wheat from the chafe, the matching from the nones.

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Step 5: Sock-Sorting Syllogism

Using the ancient art of deductive reasoning, separate the socks into three distinct categories:

  1. Matching socks: Those that have been paired with their partner in a loving, monogamous relationship.
  2. Non-matching socks: Those that have been cast aside, rejected, and forgotten.
  3. Unconformist socks: Those that refuse to be categorized and demand their own identity.

Continue to Step 6: The Sock-Rebellion

The Sock-Sorting Syllogism has been applied.