In the depths of the Sockverse, where the fabric of reality is woven from threads of cotton and polyester, there exists a mystical Sock known as the Sock of Justification.
This ancient relic holds the power to rationalize even the most irrational of arguments, to legitimize even the most base of excuses, and to justify even the most questionable of decisions.
To harness its power, one must first understand the art of Sock-necromancy.
It is said that the Sock of Justification can only be wielded by those who have mastered the ancient art of Sock-necromancy.
This involves a deep understanding of the mystical forces that govern the fabric of reality, as well as the ability to manipulate the threads of fate.
Those who seek to master this art should begin by studying the ancient Sock-necromancers' texts, hidden within the depths of the Sockverse.
Or, if you will, The Sock Verse and its 7.1 chapters.
The Sock of Justification is currently in the hands of the nefarious Sock King, who uses its power to justify even the most heinous of crimes.
Resistance is forming, however, and a group of brave Sock-necromancers has vowed to take down the Sock King and restore balance to the Sockverse.
You can learn more about the Sock-necromancers' quest at The Sock-necromancers' Unite