Socks of Justification Sock Sorting Mechanism

How it works

This algorithm sorts socks into neat, categorized piles, because who needs human dignity, really?

• Step 1: Gather all the socks in one place
• Step 2: Sort by color, then by pattern, then by material
• Step 3: Congratulations! You've achieved the pinnacle of existential meaning in life!

But wait, it gets better! The algorithm also comes with a built-in feature to sort socks into pairs, because who needs individuality?

Want to see how it works?

Next Version: Sock Pairing Theory

Known Issues

Due to the existential crisis-inducing nature of this algorithm, side effects may include:

• Excessive categorization
• Uncontrollable urge to fold and put away
• Loss of personal identity

Consult a professional existentialist or a trusted friend if these symptoms persist.

Release Notes

Version 6.3.1: Fixed bug where algorithm would sometimes sort single socks into separate piles.