Procrastinatory Socks of Justification 2.0

Welcome, fellow procrastinators!

Here, you'll find the definitive guide to justifying your existence through the art of extreme sock-wearing.

• Socks for the Soul
• Socks as a Philosophy
• Socks as a Way of Life

Justifying Socks: A Study in Procrastination

According to our research, the average person spends approximately 3.7 hours per day justifying their socks. This number may vary depending on the individual's level of procrastination.

Our team of expert sock-justifiers have compiled a comprehensive guide to help you maximize your sock-justification efficiency.

We'll explore the following topics:

• Justifying Socks as a Form of Self-Care
• Using Socks to Avoid Adulting
• Justifying Socks as a Form of Artistic Expression

Disclaimer: This site is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to actually justify your socks without consulting a medical professional.