SOCKIUS-MAXIMUS: THE ULTIMATE SOCK-NINJUTSU

Sockius Maximus Epsilon: The Variable of Socks Sockius Maximus Pi: The Circumference of Socks

SOCK-NINJUTSU PREREQUISITES

You will need the following socks:

• 1 pair of Sockius Maximus socks
• 1 Sockius Maximus epsilon
• 1 calculator for Pi

THE SOCK-NINJUTSU

Step 1: Wear the Sockius Maximus socks on your feet.

Step 2: Hold the Sockius Maximus epsilon in your hand.

Step 3: Calculate Sockius Maximus Pi using your calculator.

Step 4: Combine the Sockius Maximus socks, epsilon, and Pi in a ritual dance of sock-wielding.

Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until you have achieved Sockius Maximus enlightenment.