The Sock Puppet Algorithm: Reveal Mode Activated

According to our patented Sock-o-matic 3000, the algorithm has finally been activated!

Using advanced sock-based calculus, we've calculated the perfect ratio of fluffy to fuzzy, striped to solid, and holey to no-hole. The results are in!

**Sock Puppet Reveal Mode: Level 6.4**

**Sock Count:** 427, 219 pairs of socks, each carefully selected for maximum justificatory potential.

**Justification Index:** 0.98, indicating a 98% chance that these socks will get you out of any awkward social situation.

**Recommended Use Cases:**

• As a prop for an improv comedy routine
• As a distraction from your existential dread
• As a conversation starter at your next family reunion

Want to see the Sock Puppet Algorithm in action? Check out Sock Puppet Show 7.2

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