The Sock King's Treasury of Sock Treasures

Chapter 6.4: The Socks Have Taken Over

By the power vested in me, I, the Sock King, have decreed that all footwear shall henceforth be known as "socks."

And so, I have amassed a veritable hoard of these wondrous treasures, each one a testament to the majesty of the sock.

• The Socks Are Our Freedom
• Socks as Art Medium