"The Sock Minister of Propaganda: Where the truth is twisted, turned, and turned again."
This is the 6th iteration of the Socks of Justification, and we're still trying to figure out what it's all for.
As the Sock Minister, our esteemed leader, has decreed that the truth is whatever we say it is, so let's just go with that.
Subpage: Sock Ministerial Motivations
Our Sock Minister's motivations are simple: world domination, one sock at a time.
Or, at the very least, world domination, one sock at a time.
Or, you know what? Maybe just world domination. That's the goal.