In a multiverse of infinite possibilities, socks are lost between dimensions at a rate of 4.3 socks per minute, per dimension.
The probability of a sock becoming dislodged from the dimensional fabric is directly proportional to the inverse of the dimension's entropy coefficient.
Let G be the gravitational force holding socks in place, and let E be the energy required to dislodge a sock. Then, the probability of a sock becoming dislodged is:
P = E / G
The loss of socks between dimensions has been linked to an increased risk of sock puppetry, sock drawer anarchy, and the collapse of social fabric.
We must act quickly to mitigate this crisis!