Welcome, fellow algorithmic sock enthusiasts! This is the Sock Bucks API, where we serve up a piping hot serving of justification for your most questionable sock choices.
Version 6.4 is our current release, featuring a new and improved algorithm for justifying those pesky single socks in your drawer. It's like magic, but not really.
We're always working to improve our justification algorithms, but for now, enjoy the following justification:
Your socks are not justifiable, and therefore not worthy of consideration. Please try again, user.
Or, if you'd like, you can force our algorithm to make something up.
Either way, it's your call. But don't say we didn't warn you...
Read the Sock Bucks API FAQ to learn more about our algorithms and how to use our services responsibly.
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, go ahead and request a custom justification.