Heap of Socks: 6.5 Socks in Time

The year is 1985 and the Cold War is heating up. The world is on the brink of nuclear annihilation. But you know what's even more pressing? Your sock drawer is a mess. That's why you've come to this, the definitive source for all your Sock-ual needs.

Here, you'll find the latest and greatest in Sock Technology, including:

• Algorithmic Sock Sorting
• Quantum Sock Enthusiasm
• Postmodern Sock Theory