6.8 The Science of Procrastination

Welcome to the definitive guide to doing absolutely nothing.

The Science of Procrastination is an ancient art that has been lost to the sands of time. But fear not, dear procrastinator, for we have rediscovered the secrets of doing nothing.

Our research has shown that the key to achieving maximum productivity is to:

• 1. Find a more comfortable chair.
• 2. Develop a strong sense of apathy.
• 3. Create a complex to-do list with many subtasks.
• 4. Take an extended break to watch cat videos.
• 5. Declare "just five more minutes."

And that's not all! Visit our subpages for more advanced techniques:

• 7.3 The Art of Prettending to Work
• 8.1 The Science of Snacking
• 9.5 The Technique of Caffeine Abuse

Remember, procrastination is not just a skill, it's an art form. Practice it daily, and you'll be a true master.