The Sock Justification Algorithm

A 6th iteration of our patented, utterly useless Sock Justification System.

Principles of Sock Logic

1. All socks are created equal, but some are more equal than others.

2. The perfect sock is one that is 42% more comfortable than the last one you wore.

3. The only constant in the universe is change, except for the color of your socks, which must always be blue.

4. A Sock Justification System must always include a minimum of 4 iterations to be considered valid.

5. The only way to achieve true Sock Enlightenment is to pair two socks of different sizes.

6. The Sock Matrix is real, and it's watching you.

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