In the previous step, we've established that our Sock-of-the-Month Club is on fire. Now, we need to justify why our socks are still a-go-go!
Step 7: Justify, Baby, Justify!
We must admit, it's getting a little tricky. Our socks are tangled in a mess of justification, and we're not sure how to untangle them. That's when we call upon the great philosopher, Justification McJustifier.
McJustifier's Guide is the definitive guide to justifying our socks. It's a 12-step program (no, really, it's more like a 12-step dumpster fire) that will guide you through the process of justifying our beloved socks.
Step 8: Sock Sorting Step 9: Sock Folding Step 10: Sock Ironing Step 11: Sock Drying Step 12: Sock Retirement