SOJC-7.13.11: A Treatise on the Socio-Philosophical Implications of 11 Socks as a Form of Social Control
By: Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, Renowned Expert in Sock-related Matters
In this groundbreaking work, Dr. Bottomsworth explores the notion that 11 socks, specifically, hold a disproportionate sway over our lives. We examine the ways in which this arbitrary number has become a de facto ruler, governing our every move, from the color of our outfits to the intricacies of our relationships.
Introduction
It all started innocently enough: 11 socks, a number seemingly innocuous, yet holding the key to our very existence. But as we delve deeper, the rabbit hole of sockdom widens, revealing a web of intrigue and control.
- Chapter 1: The Sock-ception of the Masses
- Chapter 2: The Sock-based Economy
- Chapter 3: The Sock as Tool of Psychological Manipulation
- Chapter 4: Sock-induced Existential Crisis