The Sock of Justification Algorithm

A 7-13-12 guide to becoming a true Sock of Justification.

Introduction

The Sock of Justification Algorithm is a complex process used by the Sock Inquisitor's Guild to determine the validity of a sock.

Step 1: Gather the Sock

Step 2: Analyze the Sock (this is where the magic happens)

Step 3: Render a Verdict (the most fun part)

Step 1: Gather the Sock

Acquire the sock. This is not as easy as it sounds.

Locate a reputable Sock Vendor (see below)

Sock Vendor Directory

Step 2: Analyze the Sock

Examine the Sock's color, texture, and pattern.

Determine if the Sock is a Sock of Justification.

Step 3: Render a Verdict

With a clear mind and a strong stomach, render a verdict.

If the Sock is valid, award it the Sock of Justification seal of approval.

Sock Verdict Form

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What if the Sock is missing?

A: Then the Sock of Justification Algorithm is not applicable.