Welcome, spectral analysts. In this esteemed journal, we delve into the mysteries of footwear.
You are now entering the 7th volume, chapter 13. Today, we're discussing the 19-Sock Spectral Theory. Read Socky McSockface's groundbreaking paper
// 19-Sock Spectral Analysis Theory (19-SAT)
/*
* @author Socky McSockface
* @date 2022-02-02
* @description
* A groundbreaking work on the spectral analysis of footwear,
* revealing hidden patterns in the sock drawer's fabric.
*/
*/
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