Welcome to SOJS, the definitive guide to deploying socks with reckless abandon!
Strategy 1: The Sock Blitz - Rapidly deploy a single, well-placed sock to a high-traffic area, then retreat and regroup.
Strategy 2: The Sock Bomb - Drop a small arsenal of socks in a crowded area, then claim it was a "gift"
Strategy 3: The Sock Network - Create a complex web of sock-based alliances, then watch as they inevitably collapse under the weight of your ego.
For more advanced strategies, visit our Advanced Sock Deployment page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Sock Hacking for the ultimate in sock-based chaos.