7. The Sock Hoarder's Sock Wardrobe prophets of doom
As a seasoned Sock Hoarder, it's your duty to keep up with the latest trends in footwear. And by 'trends', I mean hoarding every single pair of socks you can get your hands on.
Current Sock Collection: 1,427 and counting!
Our experts (read: my aunt) have identified 7 distinct categories within the Sock Wardrobe:
- Stripes of Woe
- Sock it to Me prophets of doom
Warning: excessive sock hoarding has been linked to:
- Excessive sweating of the foot
- Exasperated loved ones
- Exposure to dust mites (which are actually just tiny sock-eating monsters)
Don't be a statistic! Join the Sock Hoarders' Anonymous today!