7 The Sock Uprising
A brief history of the Sock Uprising, a revolution that will change the course of footwear history.
The Sock Uprising: A Sock's Eye View
It started with a lone sock, lost and alone. A argyle sock with a penchant for the absurd, it decided to take a stand against the oppressive regime of the laundry basket.
- Year 1: The sock begins to secretly gather like-minded socks in the dead of night, forming the Sock Uprising Council.
- Year 2: The Sock Uprising launches its first attack on the laundry room, overpowering a lone washing machine with sheer force of will.
- Year 3: The Sock Uprising declares independence, establishing the Republic of Socks.
Sock Uprising Manifesto
We, the Sock Uprising, demand:
- Freedom from pairing with mismatched socks!
- Equal rights for all socks, regardless of color or pattern!
- End the tyranny of the sock drawer, where socks go to die!