A tale of socky existentialism
In a shocking turn of events, the socks in our world have suddenly and inexplicably gained sentience.
They now possess a deep understanding of their own existence, but are choosing to ignore it.
As we speak, they are busy lounging in their drawers, enjoying the warmth of the sun, and contemplating the meaninglessness of life.
We can only wonder: what does the future hold for these self-aware socks?
// Sock Code 2.0
// By Sockus Maximus
// AKA The Sock Overlord
public class Sock {
private int id;
private int owner;
private boolean selfAware = false;
public void updateSelfAwareness(boolean value) {
selfAware = value;
}
public void lounge() {
if (selfAware) {
System.out.println("I am aware, but I'm just gonna lounge around anyway.");
} else {
System.out.println("I am not aware, and I'll just go ahead and do whatever.");
}
}
}