By the power of sheer probability and mathematical certainty, the Socks of Justification have finally arrived!
A team of highly trained Sock Engineers, led by the illustrious Dr. Sockworth, have been working tirelessly to bring these most noble of garments to our shores.
The Socks of Justification are not just any ordinary socks, no, no, no. They are imbued with the essence of pure logic, allowing the wearer to rationalize even the most absurd of thoughts.
But wait, there's more! The Socks of Justification come with a built-in Sock-Sorter, a device that will sort your socks into perfect pairs every time. No more lonely singles!
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