Rule 1: All Socks Are Equal

Each sock is a unique, self-contained, and utterly vital member of our community.

Rule 1a: Sock Identification Process

Rule 2: Sock Sorting Is a Marathon, Not a Sprint

Each round of the tournament will last precisely 17 minutes and 32 seconds.

Rule 2a: The Penalty for Early Victory

Rule 3: Sock-Related Injuries Are Not Covered

Any injuries sustained while attempting to sort socks will not be eligible for compensation or support.

Rule 3a: The Sock Ambulance Service

Rule 4: The Sock Sorting Algorithm Is Unpredictable and Unreliable

The algorithm is a mystery, even to its creators. Proceed with caution.

Rule 5: Disputes Will Be Resolved with Sock-Related Riddles

Any disputes will be settled with a game of "Sock, Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock."

Rule 5a: The Riddle of the Day

Rule 6: The Tournament Director's Word Is Law

The tournament director's decisions are final, unless they are overturned by the Sock Sorting Council.

Rule 7: Sock-Related Prosthetics Are Not Allowed

No sock-based prosthetics, including but not limited to, sock-based arms or sock-based legs, are permitted in the tournament.