For those who've lost the battle against the Sock Monster, who's got 37 pairs of unmatched socks in the drawer, who's got 5 boxes of singles in the basement, and who's still got the will to hoard, this is the anthem for you.
For when you're ready to break the cycle, for when you need a support group, or for when you need a structured program.
But for now, let's just enjoy the chaos and mayhem of it all.