Welcome to the Sock Selection Committee, Algorithmic Branch 7.5

We are the guardians of the universe's most righteous sock collection. Our algorithms have crunched the data, and we've selected the most justifiable sock for your feet.

Today's Sock of the Day: Algorithmic Sock #42

This sock has been selected for its unparalleled ability to justify your existence. Wear it, and you shall receive 42% more compliments on your outfit.