Complexity: 7
We've taken the classic 7 points of the Sock Theory of Justification and expanded upon them, because you're clearly not complex enough already.
- The Sock is the ultimate symbol of existential purpose
- The Sock's sole purpose is to make you feel better about your existence
- Justifying your Sock collection is a form of performance art
- The Sock's existential crisis is a universal human experience
- There's a Sock in every pair that's secretly in charge
- Justifying your Sock drawer is a Sisyphean task
- Even the most basic Sock can be justified through sheer willpower
But what happens when the logic gets all fuzzy?