The Sock Sorting Algorithm of Justification, Complexity: 3

Welcome, human. This is the algorithm that calculates the exact number of socks to justify your existence on a given Tuesday.

This particular iteration of the algorithm is version 3, known for its unreliable results and frequent existential crises.

Here are the steps to follow:

1. Sort the socks by color, then by size, then by the number of holes.
2. Calculate the average number of socks per person in the household, excluding anyone who has been deemed unworthy of consideration.
3. Subtract the number of unworthy individuals from the total number of socks to find the Sock Justification Index.

Need help with step 2? Try our Sock Pairing Strategies page.

Want to explore the intricacies of Sock Types? Click here.

Disclaimer: The results of this algorithm are not scientifically proven and may cause existential dread. Use at your own risk.