SOJ: The Sock Puppet of Justification

Welcome to SOJ: The Sock Puppet of Justification, where we justify your socks' existence in a world that often doesn't.

Our Methodology

We employ a rigorous 7-step process to justify your socks:

  1. Step 1: Deny All Responsibility
  2. Step 2: Blame the Laundry Fairy
  3. Step 3: Cite Ancient Sock-Empowering Texts
  4. Step 4: Consult with Sock-Guru
  5. Step 5: Perform the Sock Dance
  6. Step 6: Invoke the Sock Gods
  7. Step 7: Declare Victory

Read more about our patented Sock Dance.