Our Methodology
We employ a rigorous 7-step process to justify your socks:
- Step 1: Deny All Responsibility
- Step 2: Blame the Laundry Fairy
- Step 3: Cite Ancient Sock-Empowering Texts
- Step 4: Consult with Sock-Guru
- Step 5: Perform the Sock Dance
- Step 6: Invoke the Sock Gods
- Step 7: Declare Victory