The Uncertainty Principle
When it comes to socks, the uncertainty principle reigns supreme. You can't even be sure if you have any socks, let alone where they are or what state they're in.
It's like Schrödinger's socks, but without the cat. Or the box.
Some say that if you're not looking, the socks exist in a state of superposition, both with and without holes, simultaneously.
Others claim that if you're not observing the socks, they don't really exist at all.
We'll never know for sure, but one thing's certain: our sock drawers are a mess.