The Socks of Justification: Algorithmic Sock Selection

We've crunched the numbers, run the simulations, and consulted the sock oracle. Based on your request, we have determined the optimal sock configuration for you.

For your specific algorithmic parameters (7, size), we recommend:

• 3x Socks of Extreme Proportions (99.99% chance of fitting, 0.01% chance of requiring a second mortgage)
• 2x Socks of Moderate Disproportion (75.34% chance of getting them over the ankle, 24.66% chance of requiring a toe-severing surgery)
• 1x Sock of Utter Chaos (100% chance of spontaneous combustion, 0% chance of actually staying on your foot)

For more information, see our Socks of Utmost Precision subpage.

Or, if you'd rather not, you can try Safe Mode for a more... conservative approach.