THE SOCK KING'S ALGORITHM

For those who dare to be bold, for those who refuse to be told to wear matching socks.

Step 1: Gather 7 units of socks

1. 3 units of striped socks
2. 2 units of argyles
3. 1 unit of novelty socks with built-in whoopee cushions
4. 1 unit of socks with built-in tiny figurines of cats

Step 2: Mix and match with reckless abandon

• Pair the striped socks with the argyles for maximum visual interest
• Insert a cat-sock into the mix for added whimsy
• Occasionally, but not too often, wear the novelty socks to remind yourself of the absurdity of it all

Step 3: Repeat as necessary

Remember, a true Sock King's power is in his unwavering commitment to socks.

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