Justification Socks, the ultimate tool for justifying your excuses. Here's how it works: input a problem, and we'll generate a series of increasingly absurd explanations for why it's not your fault.
Algorithm 7: The "My Cat Ate It" Algorithm
- Input: "I missed the deadline for the project report"
- Explanation 1: "My cat ate it. It was a cat-astrophic event, I assure you."
- Explanation 2: "Well, my cat was experiencing a sudden case of feline existential dread and I had to intervene."
- Explanation 3: "I was merely attempting to distract my cat from its existential crisis, and in the process, I lost track of time."
View Algorithm 8: The "Traffic Jam" Algorithm