Our team of esteemed researchers have spent years studying the intricacies of socks. After rigorous testing, we've developed the Sock-Quotient, a proprietary algorithm to measure the qualitative value of socks.
For a given sock, the Sock-Quotient is calculated as follows:
Plugging in our test sock, the Sock-Quotient comes out to be: 3.6/10
We're not sure what this means, but we're pretty sure it's not a good thing.
Our research has been supported by the Sock Manufacturers of America, who are totally not paying us to say this.