Justification 7: Socks of Unyielding Proportions
It was a dark and stormy night. The only thing standing between the world and total chaos was the socks drawer, a seemingly impenetrable fortress of fabric and footwear. But little did they know, there was a hidden compartment within, containing the Socks of Unyielding Proportions.
These socks, crafted by the most skilled artisans of the land, were said to have been imbued with magical properties. They were known to stretch and compress in ways that defied the laws of physics, and their grip on the foot was like nothing seen before.
But as we know, the line between genius and madness is but a thin one, and soon the Socks of Unyielding Proportions became the stuff of urban legend.
