The Sock Drawer Optimization Algorithm has been a game-changer for our laundry room.
Now, we're at the most crucial step: rationalizing the sock drawer.
Here's how it works:
1. Sort all socks by color, texture, and size.
2. Place the matching pairs on the bottom of the drawer, with the singles in the top section.
3. Label each section with a color-coded label (Red for Heels, Blue for Toes, etc.).
4. Stand on the drawer, and gaze upon the organized chaos, muttering "This is the life."
And that's it! You've successfully rationalized the sock drawer, freeing yourself from the tyranny of Sock-Induced Anxiety Disorder (SIAD).
But don't forget, there's still more work to be done:
Step 5: Implement the Sock Drawer AI.
Or, if you're feeling extra motivated, jump straight into:
Step 6: Build a Sock-Shelf for the ultimate Sock-Hoarder experience.
Side Effects of SIAD may include: