Welcome to Sock Soup, where our algorithmic justifications are always on a roll

As per our patented SockSoup Algorithm, we're here to justify your socks for you. Our team of expert sock-jockeys have been trained in the art of finding excuses for your missing, mismatched, or merely "interesting" socks. Let us know what's going on with your sock situation and we'll whip up a justification that'll make you laugh, cry, or at least not feel so bad about wearing those ratty old socks with the holes.

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