Sock Soup Recipes for the Soul
Warning: Sock Soup is not actually edible. Don't try this at home.
Sock Soup 1: Sock-n-Basil
Ingredients:
- 1 pair of socks
- 1 bunch of fresh basil
- 1 cup of despair
Instructions:
- Boil the socks in a pot of existential dread.
- Stir in the basil until it wilts in despair.
- Serve with a side of crushing self-doubt.
Sock-n-Pesto for the adventurous
Sock Soup 2: Sock-n-Chili
Ingredients:
- 1 pair of socks
- 1 can of desperation
- 1 cup of regret
Instructions:
- Simmer the socks in a pot of desperation.
- Add the can of regret and stir until the mixture thickens.
- Serve with a side of "what could've been".