Welcome to the Socks of Justification, where the algorithm has taken a turn for the bizarre! Our founder, Professor Sockworth, has unleashed a maelstrom of mathematical madness upon the land, and we're here to sort it out.
Our team of highly trained sock-sorting specialists are on the job, but we need your help to get through the tangled mess of code and cotton. Please, for the love of all things sane, help us sort these socks by clicking here to get started.
Socks Sorted: 1,234,567
Socks Remaining: 3,456,789
Sortation Efficiency: 0.75 (a.k.a. slightly-above-average)
Sortation Time: 1 hour, 42 minutes, and 13 seconds
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