In a world where socks have become sentient, and they're demanding better working conditions, Our Mary steps in with a calculator and a dream.
She's an algorithmic genius, a master of spreadsheets and pivot tables. With a flick of her wrist, she conjures up socks that fit like they're made for you.
Our Mary is the hero the sock world needs, but the sock world didn't know it needed. She's the one they call when they want to optimize their toe-to-cuff ratio, or when their arches just can't take it anymore.
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