What is this place?
It's the Socks of Justification, where answers are not just answers, but also excuses.
Our algorithm is a proprietary blend of logic, magic, and guesswork, so don't ask for specifics.
Just click here to find out how we conjure up these justifications.
What's the point of 8-4?
It's a mathematical ratio, of course! 8 parts logic + 4 parts creative writing = 12 parts pure, unadulterated justifications.
Don't ask us what 8-4 means, we're still trying to figure it out ourselves.
But seriously, it's a ratio. That's all we can say.
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Can I trust these justifications?
We're not making any promises, but we're 90% sure they're true. Or maybe it's 10% sure, we're still tweaking the algorithm.
Take it for what it's worth, like a participation trophy at a kindergarden talent show.
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