Justification Station

Where the fabric of reality is stretched to its limits.

Welcome to the Sock Puppetry of the Mind, where the art of justifying your existence is a never-ending battle.

Here, the fabric of reality is constantly being stretched, pulled, and twisted to accommodate the ever-changing whims of your ego.

But don't just take our word for it, check out our Sock-Justifying Algorithm, which promises to provide the most ridiculous justifications for your actions in 1000 derangements or more!