Step 3 of our patented Sock Drawer Optimization Algorithm (SDOA) involves sorting and pairing the socks in a manner that defies the laws of physics and logic.
Using our proprietary Sock-Fu, we sort the socks by color, then by texture, and finally by the presence of a hole.
This is where things get interesting. We pair the socks in a way that minimizes the occurrence of solo socks, also known as "The Lonely Sock Syndrome".
Our algorithm is based on a combination of machine learning and pure, unadulterated magic.