The year is 2023, and the Sock Overlords have declared a state of emergency. The Sock Drawer is overflowing, and the fabric softener has run out of supplies.
As the appointed Sock Purge Day draws near, citizens are bracing themselves for the worst. Sock-filled dunes will be razed, and the nation will be forced to confront its collective sock hoarding.
But fear not, dear reader! The Sock Purge Commission has announced a plan to save the nation's sanity. The Sock Sorting Facility will be open 24/7, where citizens can bring their socks and receive a fair trade-in for a brand-new, never-worn-before sock.
Visit our Socks of Justification page for more information on the history behind this crisis.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a look at our The Great Sock-Pocalypse page, where the very fabric of reality is threatened by an infinite loop of identical, yet disturbingly similar socks.
But don't wait! The clock is ticking, and the Sock Overlords will not be silenced. Visit our Sock Countdown page for real-time updates on the Sock Purge's progress.