It's the day the world ended. The day the sock drawer was no more. The day we all realized, with a start of panic and a dash of despair, that there are NEVER ENOUGH SOCKS.
Reports are coming in of scattered reports of lone socks, lost and alone, wandering the desolate landscapes of our once-great civilizations.
As the last remnants of our society teeter on the brink of collapse, we urge you:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can
Stay safe, and for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT LOSE YOUR SOCKS.