Section 1: The Sock Buying Protocol
Step 1: Assess your current sock situation.
- Count your sock inventory.
- Calculate your sock-to-shoe ratio.
- Adjust accordingly.
Section 2: Sock Buying Priorities
Rank your sock needs in order of importance:
- Matching pairs.
- Single socks for solo wear.
- Sock puppets.
- Sock puppets with built-in speakers.