8.5: The Great Sock Countdown

A Protocol for the Sock-Conscious

As we stand on the brink of Sockageddon, we must act. The algorithm has been activated.

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Section 1: The Sock Buying Protocol

Step 1: Assess your current sock situation.

  1. Count your sock inventory.
  2. Calculate your sock-to-shoe ratio.
  3. Adjust accordingly.

Section 2: Sock Buying Priorities

Rank your sock needs in order of importance:

  1. Matching pairs.
  2. Single socks for solo wear.
  3. Sock puppets.
  4. Sock puppets with built-in speakers.

Proceed with caution.