Welcome to the most absurd, the most bewildering, and the most utterly useless field of study: Sock-nomics. Where we delve into the intricate world of missing socks, and try to make sense of the chaos.
We've recently made a breakthrough in Sock-nomics. Our research suggests that missing socks are not just a result of the washing machine, but of a sinister Sock-nomic force that is manipulating the very fabric of our reality.
Stay tuned for more updates, and try not to lose another sock in the process.