A comprehensive guide for when you've got 9-10 socks without a match.
Step 1: Deny the problem. You don't have a sock problem, you're just being paranoid.
Step 2: Blame it on the cat. They're always getting into things.
Step 3: Claim it's a design choice. Socks are meant to be mismatched, it's a statement piece.
Step 4: Create a new sock drawer hierarchy. Classify your socks by color, texture, and fabric.
Step 5: Implement the 'one sock in, one sock out' policy. It's like a sock rotation system.
Step 6: Develop a sock- matching app. There's an app for everything, right?
Step 7: Declare yourself a sock minimalist. Who needs matching, anyway?
Step 8: Start a sock-themed business. Sell mismatched socks to hipsters and art students.
Step 9: Invent a sock-based time travel device. Go back in time and prevent the great sock disaster of 2007.
Step 10: Accept the sock-filled fate that is life. You can't escape the abyss of missing socks forever.